Tim Speaks His Mind On "Covid Survivors"

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Tim Dillon talks about people who just won't stop talking about what it was like to have the virus.
From episode 235: amwine.info/town/q5fTp7Gf0Linx9I/video.html&t
Bonus episodes every week at: www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow

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  • Nothing made in China is gonna kill me got thru it fuck u China that kungflu didn’t work

    Young KhalifaYoung Khalifa10 րոպե առաջ
  • Just goes to show how shoddy Chinese products are

    The Widow's SonThe Widow's SonԺամ առաջ
  • "Shortness of bread"

    Dakota KimbleDakota KimbleԺամ առաջ
  • Elk meat cure covid you didn't hear it from me

    skip slickskip slick23 ժամ առաջ
  • I've literally been picking cigarette butts out of ashtrays and going to bars all 2020 I'm still good

    skip slickskip slick23 ժամ առաջ
  • I beat the T-Virus within 3 days... it was a scary and horrifying experience and it was also a bio weapon... I am a god

    David WilsonDavid WilsonՕր առաջ
  • 10 years from now a prominent politician will say, "Some people caught a thing."

    Kylan PownellKylan PownellՕր առաջ
  • Tim angry because he’s not the center of attention 😹

    Aaron BainesAaron Baines2 օր առաջ
  • Baked beans and Gortons fish sticks

    Aaron BainesAaron Baines2 օր առաջ
  • “I couldn’t taste my hotdog” 😂😂🤣😂

    Dan LoweryDan Lowery2 օր առաջ
  • Thank god for my chain smoking

    John BaratheonJohn Baratheon3 օր առաջ
  • If Alex Rogan and George Carlin had a son, It would be Tom Dillon

    sonia gonzalezsonia gonzalez3 օր առաջ
  • The school of comedy that believes if you have nothing funny or clever to say, just be really loud and people will think you are good.

    JabbawongerJabbawonger3 օր առաջ
  • That is pretty impressive about pancreatic cancer. My mom fought it for two years until it stopped responding to the chemo. Mad respect.

    B WB W4 օր առաջ
  • No one: Tim Dillon: FUCK FUCK COVID BITCH YEA COVID LA Everyone: HAHAHAHA HES SO RIGHT HAHAHA

    MrIlovebmw86MrIlovebmw865 օր առաջ
  • I would be pretty upset if I lost my legs from blood clots after I was alone on a ventilator for months, you man baby.

    James CainJames Cain5 օր առաջ
  • Survivors? You mean any human who is alive right now?

    Azer SimpleAzer Simple6 օր առաջ
  • I wonder if any of these people kicked dope! You want to die!

    J CJ C6 օր առաջ
  • Those lockdowns and closures really helped.... hahahaha

    the letter thcthe letter thc6 օր առաջ
  • That Neilson rating joke hits different for people working at struggling companies who put all of their worth into that rating

    Gibson GogliaGibson Goglia6 օր առաջ
  • “Pussys with ALS” had me dying

    Nic WeinbergerNic Weinberger6 օր առաջ
  • Oh my dear lord. Tim has completed the universe. Frustrated DOES SOUND BETTER as “FUSTRATED”!!

    JazzbuhJazzbuh7 օր առաջ
  • I smoke quite a bit of the green tobbaccy, and tbh I've been to hundreds of homes in 2020 for my new job (thanks to covaids-19 ruining my old job).. yet somehow I haven't even had sniffles since late 2019. Maybe our callous lungs are keeping the symptoms at bay.

    nintendude7cubednintendude7cubed7 օր առաջ
  • Tim is Artie Lange and Colin Quinn's gene splice baby that Roseanne brought to term.

    JackJack7 օր առաջ
  • its real and it doesnt SUCK who Cares

    peter maierspeter maiers7 օր առաջ
  • Tim, I was kinda unsure about you since I stumbled upon your internet presence, but now, after listening to this video, I’m convinced. *You’re the real fucken deal mate!!* Keep up the good work and I’ll keep on watching and sharing your truth bomb laden content! PS. I have had these exact, fucken interactions with these so-called/self-described ‘COVID survivors’ all the way back since the start of this so-called ‘pandemic’. And these people were claiming to be ‘survivors’ right back around last February/March time, when the testing wasn’t even fucken available. So when speaking with one of these ‘survivors’ I would ask if they had been tested, but the answer was always, ‘oh no, but it was definitely COVID and not the flu, because I have had the flu twice a year for the last 20 years. You think the flu is bad, well you just don’t understand because this was just so different! It was so much more serious and I nearly died, if it hadn’t been for the great medical advice which directed me to take paracetamol and ibuprofen and get plenty of rest, I think I’d be gone!!!’

    Lenny BogartLenny Bogart8 օր առաջ
  • Dude Ur time is up

    Justin TJustin T8 օր առաջ
  • Tim this is the essence of public service because these people are so fucking stupid, I refuse to even talk or think about them, but you're out there dropping bombs on their heads, I salute you

    Andrew ConnorAndrew Connor8 օր առաջ
  • I’ve lost 5 people in my circle of friends and family. Gone, forever, from a virus. Really not something to make light of.

    Kelly HoffmanKelly Hoffman9 օր առաջ
    • So sorry! To hear about that 💔 I hope you're holding up well 🙏

      Enlightened NormieEnlightened Normie3 օր առաջ
  • OMG this is total hilarity from start to finish

    Nancy ParkerNancy Parker9 օր առաջ
  • I’ve had COVID and it was just a normal sickness besides I have lost my taste and smell; the devastating thing about it is that I may never be able to smell or taste again, but besides that it isn’t that different from a bad cold or the flu. This is serious, but it isn’t something to flex or cry about.

    Hunter HallHunter Hall9 օր առաջ
  • "Shouldn't it be flustrating not frustrating" is the gayest thing ive heard this week

    Fuck YouFuck You10 օր առաջ
  • They probably had mild symptoms.

    Kyle SpadeKyle Spade11 օր առաջ
  • you should have given the a FIST full of lollipops. im more worried about the people who lost their jobs.

    aero mtbaero mtb11 օր առաջ
  • Love you !

    Gerry HalpinGerry Halpin11 օր առաջ
  • Everyone is a victim today. Makes them feel like they are a part of something monumental.

    Christian GlazeChristian Glaze11 օր առաջ
  • Covid sucked it destroyed all the beta cells in my pancreas .I can’t produce insulin at all now and have to take 4 shots of insulin a day to stay alive .but after all of that I still wouldn’t take that poison mRna vaccine

    My chemical RealityMy chemical Reality11 օր առաջ
    • Hope you're doing well bruv! 🙏

      Enlightened NormieEnlightened Normie3 օր առաջ
    • @pumpedkids yeah i was dying in icu and didn’t even know why ...this was months after fighting covid for 3 weeks .I was totally fine for the most part while I had covid .but afterwards I noticed my pee started to smell really strong and leave a sludge in the toilet ..it was fat being turned into acetone in my body because I had zero insulin that was breaking down sugars for energy it was using all fat ..which is called ketoacidosis I had it for months until my sugar was so high I almost died .

      My chemical RealityMy chemical Reality8 օր առաջ
    • Fuck, I didn't know that this could happen.

      pumpedkidspumpedkids8 օր առաջ
  • Covid probably stole Mrs. Pemberton's mail.

    kk11 օր առաջ
  • If people didnt know about covid, they would think they had the flu. Pretty sure i had it for 2 months back in oct to the end of nov in 2019. This was before covid was made public and yea it sucked, i was always sick. But i still went to work. It was more annoying being congested than ANYTHING ELSE. I honestly thought my son, wife and myself were just getting each sick over n over again. Thts wht it seemed. It was the fcking flu, just a different strain. There is no end game with this so called propaganda pandemic. I know we shouldnt have tanked the world economy for this bs.

    V PeRK VV PeRK V12 օր առաջ
  • Died at 4:43

    Fraanklim JesusondFraanklim Jesusond12 օր առաջ
  • Hahahhahahahhaaaaaaaa lol

    J DubbJ Dubb12 օր առաջ
  • Dudes pretty annoying for a fat guy, looking forward for more...

    Evilkittyof doomEvilkittyof doom13 օր առաջ
  • At this point I'm very surprised there's not a ribbon that "survivors" wear around like a badge of honor.

    kristenkristen13 օր առաջ
  • Tim is such a good guy, he doesn't understand how narcissists work. If those LA dbags know that Tim would end up talking about their whining on his show, not only would they congratulate themselves on doing the right thing for giving him something "important" to talk about...they would also think that Tim was in their debt for educating him about COVID.

    Mother xXSuperiorXxMother xXSuperiorXx13 օր առաջ
  • im trying to quit smoking, its going good, dont let that persuade you... smoking kills just as well later...

    Sebastian WardanaSebastian Wardana13 օր առաջ
  • Could it be possible that some people who had Covid convinced themselves it was a lot worse then it actually was? I know a lot of people, young and old, healthy and unhealthy, who said it was just a bad head cold.

    Liam J.A. QuigleyLiam J.A. Quigley13 օր առաջ
  • I guess you just know some serious drama queen b!tches.. I have like at least half a dozen people who i never even knew had it until way later when the subject came up they were like "oh yeah i didn't tell you, it was weird af"- and then when the inevitable convo of "i think I had it awhile back but i didn't get tested" came up from someone, they were like "oh yeah? What were your symptoms like?" And the symptoms the person had were described and they were like "oh yeah that totally could have been it, apparently it can be way different for different people." And btw PANCREATIC CANCER ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT IS THE *REAL REAL* SH!T ! That's like a death sentence for almost anyone diagnosed! . . C19 is like .. a death sentence for .. .01% ?

    KK13 օր առաջ
  • Well at least they acknowledge its a bio weapon.

    JackJack14 օր առաջ
  • 5:45 what a coincidence, i also sit in a room and say i'm going to beat it

    Jacob AragonJacob Aragon14 օր առաջ
  • I am at an emergency room cause my roomate just can't breathe and is getting the test. Its scary. She coughs until she pukes and just looks like she is suffocating and I have not seen anything like this. So scary I have been waiting in the car for an hour now.

    Olivia MaynardOlivia Maynard14 օր առաջ
    • @Enlightened Normie yeah. She is out of the hard part. She can breathe again. Omg it was so horribly scary

      Olivia MaynardOlivia Maynard3 օր առաջ
    • Is she ok?

      Enlightened NormieEnlightened Normie3 օր առաջ
  • Give it the "Crane" kick....

    Guy FawkesGuy Fawkes14 օր առաջ
  • This dude is friggin’ hilarious!

    Walter PWalter P14 օր առաջ
  • There are long term effects that shouldn’t be taken lightly because we don’t know for sure why some people develop severe depression, blood clots, destroys your lungs. The problem is people are egomaniacs in a hyper individual society. They can catch Covid so it’s causing AIDS panic. Other diseases are genetic it’s easy for it to be other people’s problems.

    SMARTARTSMARTART14 օր առաջ
  • Covid has been exponentially worse depending on the amount of lockdown people did. The brain was melt.

    Mauro CogoniMauro Cogoni15 օր առաջ
  • I subscribed at exactly 66.6k subs 😎

    GooseGoose15 օր առաջ
  • too zoned out to care..first stage of zombie apocalapse...i wonder

    art mattersart matters15 օր առաջ
  • anyone play this game? pretend you have no idea what covid is when someone brings it up for no reason. Pretend like you live in a bubble, and refuse to break the story. Fained ignorance is a lot like lying about back pain for a hydrocodone perscription, there's really no way to tell if you're lying or not. Try it out, seriously.

    Christ RaymerChrist Raymer16 օր առաջ
  • I've had weird rashes on my fingers and toes since December. I've tested negative for COVID and the antibodies, no one around me has had it, so it's not that. I've seen two doctors, they don't know wtf, about to see a rheumatologist, they think it's inflammation. The rashes are sensitive, red then bruised, itchy at times, comes and goes. No other symptoms. Just putting it out there, wtf is going on.

    JC KornJC Korn17 օր առաջ
  • My dad survived typhoid and amoebas while we were doing ministry in a third world country with less advanced healthcare. And then survived covid in the States. He's 60. The latter was not as much of an accomplishment as the former.

    Rachel DRachel D17 օր առաջ
  • Tim is fucking ruthless

    sadwookie11sadwookie1117 օր առաջ
  • I hate how EVERYONES a survivor and or a hero now n days it just devalues those words

    that Guythat Guy17 օր առաջ
  • I wouldn't brag about surviving something with 99.5% survivability rate.

    Mingzhao XuMingzhao Xu17 օր առաջ
  • I had covid last year and live in the heart of Brooklyn.. it varys from person to person *edit... Liked and Subscribed for the great rant

    Tigers WoodTigers Wood18 օր առաջ
  • This chubby dood should socially distance himself from cheeseburgers. The sad thing is his story is fake the same as those covid 19 sob stories

    KoreanBritishKoreanBritish19 օր առաջ
  • I still think the majority of people that think they have LongCovid, actually just suffer from psychosomatic anxiety

    Jah SmaJah Sma19 օր առաջ
  • Had it for 4-5 days and got over it. Sniffles, a low fever, chills, and some congestion. If you’re healthy it shouldn’t even be on your radar of things to worry about. Honestly if some far or like a government official was like “would you rather pay your taxes this year, or have Covid again?” I would gladly pick Covid. There is absolutely no reason for so many people in their 20-30s especially to be so terrified of it. The news is not your friend- they want to scare you, and then push you to go online and flog people with a difference of opinion to drive clicks. Keeping you so afraid is their currency- the fact of the matter is that most of us don’t need to worry about this- we need to transfer the currency of our attention into something else- anything else.

    Andrew SchuschuAndrew Schuschu19 օր առաջ
    • Also the fact that brain cancer isn’t something that’s being wildly spread right now and is highly contagious lol. Neither is ALS and anything else he’s talking about. This is widespread across the world and United States especially, and it seems to be effecting different people differently. It’s certainly odd and of course it will be talked about. But I agree with you, they make money on fear and that should stop.

      Kristofer ProphetKristofer Prophet2 օր առաջ
    • I agree but I was one of those people who shit on it too. And then I actually got it and I still have shitty symptoms that appear to be chronic months later. Obviously it’s not as bad as all of these crazy diseases Tim is talking about, but the fact that I have to deal with this now, with all this drama around it, no known “cures” a vaccine that’s new. It just sucks.

      Kristofer ProphetKristofer Prophet2 օր առաջ
  • To be fair, Cali died years ago.

    ozymandias_NIKozymandias_NIK19 օր առաջ
  • "i couldnt taste my hot dog" LMAO

    MegaMilyonMegaMilyon20 օր առաջ
  • When I got COVID I was asymptomatic and sat around playin video games for two weeks.... no one will ever know or can possibly relate my struggle against this bioweapon

    Zachary TraylorZachary Traylor20 օր առաջ
  • I never given a single fuck about covid.

    TheUncutAngelTheUncutAngel20 օր առաջ
  • Ebola is the 😨

    smt rmsmt rm20 օր առաջ
  • Tim Dillon is an absolute gem, this guy flying the flag for proper comedy and freedom of speech

    Cam KeywoodCam Keywood20 օր առաջ
  • I had it back in February and coughed all month long.. that's it

    MoveLikeTimeMoveLikeTime20 օր առաջ
  • How 'bout ...is COVID worse than late stage syphilis?

    Calvin SmythCalvin Smyth20 օր առաջ
  • You can get canceled for saying “COVID isn’t that bad for most people”

    Dietrich IhmDietrich Ihm20 օր առաջ
  • fuckin epik

    callmedenocallmedeno21 օր առաջ
  • Its funny I tested positive for covid and I don't have no symptoms of this shit but vodka solves everything.

    Kenny_Fa5Kenny_Fa521 օր առաջ
  • I am trying to get a discord server going where people can come to talk and hang out and just have a good time. this is a place for everyone its called Lets Talk. discord.gg/gpFQUzAb

    dirtdirt21 օր առաջ
  • Yeah covid is a joke. Since covid started no one has died from anything besides covid, no cancer, no suicide, everyone just dies from covid now

    Tater2018Tater201821 օր առաջ
  • I see a lot of people making fun of people that had covid and beat it. I hope you never get it, working with people that had and watching them pass away from it was one of the most traumatizing experience. Also, once you get covid it messes up your body.

    x80WildCat08xx80WildCat08x21 օր առաջ
  • Had covid and as a young healthy person it’s a joke. So much fear out there. If you’re elderly or super unhealthy yeah might wanna be really careful to not get it but everyone else so what carry on with your lives and don’t buy into the media fear train.

    Kevin MiatelloKevin Miatello22 օր առաջ
  • Nobody I have ever met has died from COVID

    Taushawn LinderTaushawn Linder22 օր առաջ
  • Tim is the best

    Matt AlexanderMatt Alexander22 օր առաջ
  • The cancer in my lungs from smoking beat covids ass

    Mouse FitzgeraldMouse Fitzgerald22 օր առաջ
  • I got covid and 3 months later, lost my mind, got mental health arrested twice last summer. Warrented. Burning every book in your house and cutting a tree down because it's evil is a sign of mental illness.. lol Glad that's over. Downside, I can't own a gun for the rest of my life.. But hey, maybe I can avoid the draft?

    Daniel BrownDaniel Brown23 օր առաջ
  • How else are we gonna destabilize the bullshit #isurvived

    Steven JimenezSteven Jimenez23 օր առաջ
  • Tim’s young Jamie sucks.

    steezybrahmansteezybrahman23 օր առաջ
  • Oh wow I must be a covid survivor then! It was awful, I had a runny nose and cough

    JaymayJaymay24 օր առաջ
  • I am a “Covid Survivor”. I’ve had a hang nail in my big toe that caused more discomfort and pain than my positive Covid case.

    T.A. NehlsT.A. Nehls24 օր առաջ
  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you Tim. that was funny ,,,saw you a bit on JR

    DE BDE B24 օր առաջ
  • I had covid, I’ll give it a 3 out of 10 on my flu rating

    SAWSAW24 օր առաջ
  • I know people who revel in the fact that they "survived" the flu! Really bizarre world we live in. It's like battered womans syndrome where the abuser always goes back to the abuser. Sad!!!!

    Russ JamisonRuss Jamison25 օր առաջ
  • Yikes

    Andy MadridAndy Madrid25 օր առաջ
  • Donald Trump/alex jones forbidden test tube baby

    Noah MoscarilloNoah Moscarillo25 օր առաջ
  • That Speech\Rant Had Me Rolling .. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    The TaTtOoed6_9WeIrdOThe TaTtOoed6_9WeIrdO26 օր առաջ
  • “The virtue signalers won and we will never be the same”- Louis CK

    Richard LionheartRichard Lionheart27 օր առաջ
  • Bio weapon.... check!

    Asinine FilmsAsinine Films27 օր առաջ
  • FUCKING EPIC 🤣

    DJ PMDJ PM28 օր առաջ
  • Well you did have a president acting like it was a mild sweat after a workout. Must of rubbed off on some idiots 😁.

    David StainerDavid Stainer28 օր առաջ
  • "I tested positive so I had to stay home and switch between gaming and beating off several times a day" You know what yes I'm on board those people are heroes. We should all be doing that shit.

    Samuel BSamuel B28 օր առաջ
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