Tim Dillon talks about people who just won't stop talking about what it was like to have the virus.
From episode 235: amwine.info/town/q5fTp7Gf0Linx9I/video.html&t
Bonus episodes every week at: www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow
Tim Dillon talks about people who just won't stop talking about what it was like to have the virus.
From episode 235: amwine.info/town/q5fTp7Gf0Linx9I/video.html&t
Bonus episodes every week at: www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow
Nothing made in China is gonna kill me got thru it fuck u China that kungflu didn’t work
Just goes to show how shoddy Chinese products are
"Shortness of bread"
Elk meat cure covid you didn't hear it from me
I've literally been picking cigarette butts out of ashtrays and going to bars all 2020 I'm still good
I beat the T-Virus within 3 days... it was a scary and horrifying experience and it was also a bio weapon... I am a god
10 years from now a prominent politician will say, "Some people caught a thing."
Tim angry because he’s not the center of attention 😹
Baked beans and Gortons fish sticks
“I couldn’t taste my hotdog” 😂😂🤣😂
Thank god for my chain smoking
If Alex Rogan and George Carlin had a son, It would be Tom Dillon
The school of comedy that believes if you have nothing funny or clever to say, just be really loud and people will think you are good.
That is pretty impressive about pancreatic cancer. My mom fought it for two years until it stopped responding to the chemo. Mad respect.
No one: Tim Dillon: FUCK FUCK COVID BITCH YEA COVID LA Everyone: HAHAHAHA HES SO RIGHT HAHAHA
I would be pretty upset if I lost my legs from blood clots after I was alone on a ventilator for months, you man baby.
Survivors? You mean any human who is alive right now?
I wonder if any of these people kicked dope! You want to die!
Those lockdowns and closures really helped.... hahahaha
That Neilson rating joke hits different for people working at struggling companies who put all of their worth into that rating
“Pussys with ALS” had me dying
Oh my dear lord. Tim has completed the universe. Frustrated DOES SOUND BETTER as “FUSTRATED”!!
I smoke quite a bit of the green tobbaccy, and tbh I've been to hundreds of homes in 2020 for my new job (thanks to covaids-19 ruining my old job).. yet somehow I haven't even had sniffles since late 2019. Maybe our callous lungs are keeping the symptoms at bay.
Tim is Artie Lange and Colin Quinn's gene splice baby that Roseanne brought to term.
its real and it doesnt SUCK who Cares
Tim, I was kinda unsure about you since I stumbled upon your internet presence, but now, after listening to this video, I’m convinced. *You’re the real fucken deal mate!!* Keep up the good work and I’ll keep on watching and sharing your truth bomb laden content! PS. I have had these exact, fucken interactions with these so-called/self-described ‘COVID survivors’ all the way back since the start of this so-called ‘pandemic’. And these people were claiming to be ‘survivors’ right back around last February/March time, when the testing wasn’t even fucken available. So when speaking with one of these ‘survivors’ I would ask if they had been tested, but the answer was always, ‘oh no, but it was definitely COVID and not the flu, because I have had the flu twice a year for the last 20 years. You think the flu is bad, well you just don’t understand because this was just so different! It was so much more serious and I nearly died, if it hadn’t been for the great medical advice which directed me to take paracetamol and ibuprofen and get plenty of rest, I think I’d be gone!!!’
Dude Ur time is up
Tim this is the essence of public service because these people are so fucking stupid, I refuse to even talk or think about them, but you're out there dropping bombs on their heads, I salute you
I’ve lost 5 people in my circle of friends and family. Gone, forever, from a virus. Really not something to make light of.
So sorry! To hear about that 💔 I hope you're holding up well 🙏
OMG this is total hilarity from start to finish
I’ve had COVID and it was just a normal sickness besides I have lost my taste and smell; the devastating thing about it is that I may never be able to smell or taste again, but besides that it isn’t that different from a bad cold or the flu. This is serious, but it isn’t something to flex or cry about.
"Shouldn't it be flustrating not frustrating" is the gayest thing ive heard this week
They probably had mild symptoms.
you should have given the a FIST full of lollipops. im more worried about the people who lost their jobs.
Love you !
Everyone is a victim today. Makes them feel like they are a part of something monumental.
Covid sucked it destroyed all the beta cells in my pancreas .I can’t produce insulin at all now and have to take 4 shots of insulin a day to stay alive .but after all of that I still wouldn’t take that poison mRna vaccine
Hope you're doing well bruv! 🙏
@pumpedkids yeah i was dying in icu and didn’t even know why ...this was months after fighting covid for 3 weeks .I was totally fine for the most part while I had covid .but afterwards I noticed my pee started to smell really strong and leave a sludge in the toilet ..it was fat being turned into acetone in my body because I had zero insulin that was breaking down sugars for energy it was using all fat ..which is called ketoacidosis I had it for months until my sugar was so high I almost died .
Fuck, I didn't know that this could happen.
Covid probably stole Mrs. Pemberton's mail.
If people didnt know about covid, they would think they had the flu. Pretty sure i had it for 2 months back in oct to the end of nov in 2019. This was before covid was made public and yea it sucked, i was always sick. But i still went to work. It was more annoying being congested than ANYTHING ELSE. I honestly thought my son, wife and myself were just getting each sick over n over again. Thts wht it seemed. It was the fcking flu, just a different strain. There is no end game with this so called propaganda pandemic. I know we shouldnt have tanked the world economy for this bs.
Died at 4:43
Hahahhahahahhaaaaaaaa lol
Dudes pretty annoying for a fat guy, looking forward for more...
At this point I'm very surprised there's not a ribbon that "survivors" wear around like a badge of honor.
Tim is such a good guy, he doesn't understand how narcissists work. If those LA dbags know that Tim would end up talking about their whining on his show, not only would they congratulate themselves on doing the right thing for giving him something "important" to talk about...they would also think that Tim was in their debt for educating him about COVID.
im trying to quit smoking, its going good, dont let that persuade you... smoking kills just as well later...
Could it be possible that some people who had Covid convinced themselves it was a lot worse then it actually was? I know a lot of people, young and old, healthy and unhealthy, who said it was just a bad head cold.
I guess you just know some serious drama queen b!tches.. I have like at least half a dozen people who i never even knew had it until way later when the subject came up they were like "oh yeah i didn't tell you, it was weird af"- and then when the inevitable convo of "i think I had it awhile back but i didn't get tested" came up from someone, they were like "oh yeah? What were your symptoms like?" And the symptoms the person had were described and they were like "oh yeah that totally could have been it, apparently it can be way different for different people." And btw PANCREATIC CANCER ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT IS THE *REAL REAL* SH!T ! That's like a death sentence for almost anyone diagnosed! . . C19 is like .. a death sentence for .. .01% ?
Well at least they acknowledge its a bio weapon.
5:45 what a coincidence, i also sit in a room and say i'm going to beat it
I am at an emergency room cause my roomate just can't breathe and is getting the test. Its scary. She coughs until she pukes and just looks like she is suffocating and I have not seen anything like this. So scary I have been waiting in the car for an hour now.
@Enlightened Normie yeah. She is out of the hard part. She can breathe again. Omg it was so horribly scary
Is she ok?
Give it the "Crane" kick....
This dude is friggin’ hilarious!
There are long term effects that shouldn’t be taken lightly because we don’t know for sure why some people develop severe depression, blood clots, destroys your lungs. The problem is people are egomaniacs in a hyper individual society. They can catch Covid so it’s causing AIDS panic. Other diseases are genetic it’s easy for it to be other people’s problems.
Covid has been exponentially worse depending on the amount of lockdown people did. The brain was melt.
I subscribed at exactly 66.6k subs 😎
too zoned out to care..first stage of zombie apocalapse...i wonder
anyone play this game? pretend you have no idea what covid is when someone brings it up for no reason. Pretend like you live in a bubble, and refuse to break the story. Fained ignorance is a lot like lying about back pain for a hydrocodone perscription, there's really no way to tell if you're lying or not. Try it out, seriously.
I've had weird rashes on my fingers and toes since December. I've tested negative for COVID and the antibodies, no one around me has had it, so it's not that. I've seen two doctors, they don't know wtf, about to see a rheumatologist, they think it's inflammation. The rashes are sensitive, red then bruised, itchy at times, comes and goes. No other symptoms. Just putting it out there, wtf is going on.
My dad survived typhoid and amoebas while we were doing ministry in a third world country with less advanced healthcare. And then survived covid in the States. He's 60. The latter was not as much of an accomplishment as the former.
Tim is fucking ruthless
I hate how EVERYONES a survivor and or a hero now n days it just devalues those words
I wouldn't brag about surviving something with 99.5% survivability rate.
I had covid last year and live in the heart of Brooklyn.. it varys from person to person *edit... Liked and Subscribed for the great rant
This chubby dood should socially distance himself from cheeseburgers. The sad thing is his story is fake the same as those covid 19 sob stories
I still think the majority of people that think they have LongCovid, actually just suffer from psychosomatic anxiety
Had it for 4-5 days and got over it. Sniffles, a low fever, chills, and some congestion. If you’re healthy it shouldn’t even be on your radar of things to worry about. Honestly if some far or like a government official was like “would you rather pay your taxes this year, or have Covid again?” I would gladly pick Covid. There is absolutely no reason for so many people in their 20-30s especially to be so terrified of it. The news is not your friend- they want to scare you, and then push you to go online and flog people with a difference of opinion to drive clicks. Keeping you so afraid is their currency- the fact of the matter is that most of us don’t need to worry about this- we need to transfer the currency of our attention into something else- anything else.
Also the fact that brain cancer isn’t something that’s being wildly spread right now and is highly contagious lol. Neither is ALS and anything else he’s talking about. This is widespread across the world and United States especially, and it seems to be effecting different people differently. It’s certainly odd and of course it will be talked about. But I agree with you, they make money on fear and that should stop.
I agree but I was one of those people who shit on it too. And then I actually got it and I still have shitty symptoms that appear to be chronic months later. Obviously it’s not as bad as all of these crazy diseases Tim is talking about, but the fact that I have to deal with this now, with all this drama around it, no known “cures” a vaccine that’s new. It just sucks.
To be fair, Cali died years ago.
"i couldnt taste my hot dog" LMAO
When I got COVID I was asymptomatic and sat around playin video games for two weeks.... no one will ever know or can possibly relate my struggle against this bioweapon
I never given a single fuck about covid.
Ebola is the 😨
Tim Dillon is an absolute gem, this guy flying the flag for proper comedy and freedom of speech
I had it back in February and coughed all month long.. that's it
How 'bout ...is COVID worse than late stage syphilis?
You can get canceled for saying “COVID isn’t that bad for most people”
fuckin epik
Its funny I tested positive for covid and I don't have no symptoms of this shit but vodka solves everything.
I am trying to get a discord server going where people can come to talk and hang out and just have a good time. this is a place for everyone its called Lets Talk. discord.gg/gpFQUzAb
Yeah covid is a joke. Since covid started no one has died from anything besides covid, no cancer, no suicide, everyone just dies from covid now
I see a lot of people making fun of people that had covid and beat it. I hope you never get it, working with people that had and watching them pass away from it was one of the most traumatizing experience. Also, once you get covid it messes up your body.
Had covid and as a young healthy person it’s a joke. So much fear out there. If you’re elderly or super unhealthy yeah might wanna be really careful to not get it but everyone else so what carry on with your lives and don’t buy into the media fear train.
Nobody I have ever met has died from COVID
Tim is the best
The cancer in my lungs from smoking beat covids ass
I got covid and 3 months later, lost my mind, got mental health arrested twice last summer. Warrented. Burning every book in your house and cutting a tree down because it's evil is a sign of mental illness.. lol Glad that's over. Downside, I can't own a gun for the rest of my life.. But hey, maybe I can avoid the draft?
How else are we gonna destabilize the bullshit #isurvived
Tim’s young Jamie sucks.
Oh wow I must be a covid survivor then! It was awful, I had a runny nose and cough
I am a “Covid Survivor”. I’ve had a hang nail in my big toe that caused more discomfort and pain than my positive Covid case.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you Tim. that was funny ,,,saw you a bit on JR
I had covid, I’ll give it a 3 out of 10 on my flu rating
I know people who revel in the fact that they "survived" the flu! Really bizarre world we live in. It's like battered womans syndrome where the abuser always goes back to the abuser. Sad!!!!
Yikes
Donald Trump/alex jones forbidden test tube baby
That Speech\Rant Had Me Rolling .. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The virtue signalers won and we will never be the same”- Louis CK
Bio weapon.... check!
FUCKING EPIC 🤣
Well you did have a president acting like it was a mild sweat after a workout. Must of rubbed off on some idiots 😁.
"I tested positive so I had to stay home and switch between gaming and beating off several times a day" You know what yes I'm on board those people are heroes. We should all be doing that shit.