Monday Morning Podcast 1-18-21

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Bill rambles about playoffs, desserts, and disappearing.
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Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  • What's the shit thing called? Viomi? Miomi?

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  • 54:50 "Vegetarian" 🤣🤣

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  • You were talking about not noticing women, meathead, so much so you forgot what you were talking about LOL L

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  • I remember when F is for family came out, I was at Costco waiting on my medicine, didn’t know it was you ,Laura Justin,Sammy Sam Rockwell etc., I thought oh fuck ,another cartoon wanna be like Family Guy, so of course I listened, Lol,give it a chance, classic beginning, Princess & roses,until Kevin enters & just like a teenager muddering under his breath, “Im High Alright “😂 I was hooked, course texted my then 16year-old son ,He was in digital film writing, ,filming, all the accoutrements that he majored in,hook it up !! we were laughing so hard.We still reference it to this day , after first show ended I looked up who the voices were ,because yeah obviously I recognized your voice LOL, needless to say forever fans, we can recite all of your comedy specials, even the old stuff, yes this is gushy but my son really looks up to you & your comedy, not playing around with drugs/drinking,not playing around with gold digging whores, not getting married, figuring out who he is as a young person first, that’s what I’m talking 👍🏻, Chapelle Louis CK Jim Jeffers,shit even Brian Regan, & Jim Gaffigan(wholesome)),& many more, we love 2 use bits of all of you in our humor, it’s best when no one gets it ,but we do,LOL I have to say there’s been plenty of times we both have actually told each other go ‘fuck yourself ‘but in a loving manner, I broke the cycle when I had him& my 35 yr.old, so feeling liberated to talk openly to one another is phenomenal, & I hope the best for you & your little ones, breaking the chain is the best, in my opinion, wished my husband/ Dad would on board with this ,that’s a Totally different topic LOL, all right fellow redhead, ,shout out to Nia as well, she’s rocking it, 🥰 but per usual, “go fuck yourself “

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  • ZIP............. RECRUITAH

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  • @23:00 That dude is Native American. Lol. From Idaho.

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  • 26:20 "you croOKED TOOTHED SUNUVABICH"

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  • 36:24 THANK YOU BILL!!! SICK AND TIRED OF FACEBOOK AND THEIR BS!!!

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  • Man eff the chiefs

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  • 38 mins in Bill Burr give the Taste Buds some love! Thanks Bill! NEW EPS EVERY MONDAY 11AM

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  • Damn local vegetarians 🤬

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  • Half fucking hour talking about shit only americans care

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  • Bill the lithium for the Tesla motors comes from Afghanistan

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  • I'm laughing at the sports team names. Me and my partner just started making up names that would go with a British NFL team. The tea caddies, the bad breath broncos.lmao

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  • Anyone know what episode he talks about doing the hotboxing podcast. Hahaha Mike on shrooms

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  • @ 54:08 I had the same problem with a ex girlfriend of mine. She was OBESSED with me. She showed up and knocked on my apartment door for about 10 hours straight. She knocked so much and so loudly that I got a notice of lease violation ($75.00) Here is how to get rid of her. Get a restraining order against her and tell her that you shouldn't have did it. Call her and Pretend that you want to make up. As soon as you get off the phone with her, call the police and inform them that she is violating the order.

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  • Remember when everybody was jerking off peyton Manning’s offense in 2012 and the Seahawks beat them 43-8 in the Super Bowl. Bill is right

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  • Love getting ketamine from vegetarians

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  • What if you're a Furby!?!? Haha that's great

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  • Basquiat is pronounced baah squaw.

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  • I'll know the world is truly fucked when we can't listen to you anymore Bill. Never fucking change!

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  • 45:00 You support them defending the country when necessary. You don't have to support the politicians that send them anywhere or order them to do anything. 47:00 Let them fight it out. We can't be world police and force our way of life on them. We can only react when they try to force their way of life on us.

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  • 39:00 👍

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  • Stalker dude. If you have an iPhone just silence unknown calls in the phone settings. Literally won’t get any of them.

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  • zip....... ....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrECRUIter

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  • I bet you're laughing your ass off. Lol

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    • You were right the whole time 😂 I fucking love this guy

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  • I love how he calls furries furby's lmao

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  • Vikings- Randall , moss, carter, reed, Robert smith was gassing the nfl all year then Gary Anderson picked the worst possible time ever to miss his first fg of the season

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  • You were great in Staten Island

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  • Great analysis on the Clev/KC game...you could coach the Lions!

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  • I don’t support the shot nor imperialism

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  • ur honesty is literally the best comedy and im not saying ur honesty is funny cause i think ur lying im saying honesty makes comedy way way way better

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  • Military Industrial Complex. Watch the 2005 documentary, "Why We Fight".

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  • Bill you got to see this video. AMwine search - Bill Burr gives Mando a Driving Tour ,

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  • “You crooked tooth son of a B...” took me out

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  • Watching fist full of dynamite......He's going to love that first carriage bit. Also point out the Bandito sounds like Tony Montana

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  • It's difficult for some people to understand what's really going on in the Middle East, with all the propaganda. Great take, Bill! Hopefully you made someone think differently, if only for a moment.

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  • Stop talking trash about my KC Chiefs

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  • God i hate it when Americans say EYErak, it's so cringe it tastes like war. Guys its /Eiraq/ You're welcome

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  • Transfer of power?....the shy comms took over in the mid 90s....duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • I love Bill's podcast, but holly shit, enough with all the sports talk. IT'S BORING!!! lol

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  • Just watched King of Staten Island last night, hell of a movie, everyone did an amazing job and it was a wonderful story!

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  • I think the issue with chicks not going to WNBA games is the point of the WNBA. It's the small subset of women that are open to sports, needing a platform to inspire/attract later generations. It'll take a while. There are still daughters out there that are pushed pink everything, to cook, be creative, and be pretty princesses. Sports and "boy" shit isn't even offered. Until they are given a wide variety of shit while growing up, and being allowed to pick what they want to do, the WNBA will continue to barely have any women fans.

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  • Love the NFL / AFL history lesson!

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  • Best ending ever. I had the day off

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  • That scene in Mando was fantastic. Billy Boy can act!

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  • Meh. Text messaging is as advanced as my communication is ever gonna get. A list of people that I decide I want to communicate with. Literally the only way to reach me.

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  • Bill love the pod cast and I just wanted too also compliment you on your acting on the mandalorin..you were hard as fucking nails brother I fucking loved it..your part of star wars history now..that rocks..also absolutely loved you in king of statin island..I hope to see you in more movies and thanks for all the awesome entertainment..keep up the good work..and go fuck yourself..lol

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  • Bill is kind of being impartial here it seems. So, let me get it straight - the one that stormed the Capitol are terrorists according to Bill, but those one that put police precincts on fire and destroyed and looted the shops, - they are not terrorists? Seems like you are getting full of shit man. You either be impartial and treat both sides equally, or don't put your input no? I know my voice doesn't matter but and you gotta keep your job but it's so disappointing

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    • The answer is so simple, but you refuse to see it. You talk about being impartial and double standards, but it's so easy. Truth is: nobody gives a shit about that. The people who stormed the capitol are people we don't want. The people who looted some stores, we don't care about. Cry about a double standard, but the truth is, we(the public) don't give a shit. Shoot a black teen? Riot. Shoot a white supremacist? Shrug.

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  • Suddenly Donald Trump is off limits .. I know Bill is trying to protect his family but ..... he did talk about Obama ... and his million dollar speaking engagements.. I do understand tho .. Donald Trump is leading the kkk and Bill had a black wife

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  • As a long time KC fan you're absolutely right man!

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  • "He's a bald dude. I'm bald too so I should know" 🤣

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  • "Maybe I'm not a recovered meathead"...😆

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  • I pay premium not to have commercials, and I still get em. Thanks for nothing Bill. Just have to slip them in . You dont have enough money?

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  • What is with Americans and their constant self hate for being white? It's bizarre

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  • Bill's Zip recruiter ad reads are my favorite reaccuring bit of all time!

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    • That, and Me Undies songs.

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  • You've fucking lost me with the football. Talk about ANYTHING else...

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  • Need drugs? Go to a vegetarian

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  • In my opinion, you talk a bit too much about sports. It's as productive as talking about video games. Except you can actually play and win in video games. As opposed to the barely existant amount of probability of you joining a professional sport.....sports are fun to watch and play. Not talk about. Because men are too bias about their teams and opinion because of their ego. It's truly pathetic. And i'd like to formally apologize if i missed when you became a professional sports coach. In that case, disregard everything i said.

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  • When will you be doing another season of F is for family?? Love it

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  • The browns would have fun but the refs didn't call the fucking head on head tackle...

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  • Unfortunately, Tesla is largely unproven in terms of reliability in the long run. Trendy cars are not a new thing.

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  • Man as someone in U.K. who couldn’t give a fuck about American football the entire segment where billy blue balls talk about some random names i zone out. Would be great for the producer of god podcast to put some time snaps and split the podcast into football talk and non football talk

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  • Billy, I need to ask, the world needs you help. Since you eliminated couple of billion people on several stand up occasions the world struggles to recover. 😉 Do you think that in your next stand-up you can actually save the world or at least tell the people how to do it? Like I don't know... opening the zoo and letting the bears and tigers to eat the bad guys? Something nice and funny. Anyway, keep going - big fan.

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  • When does bill stops talking about sports ? Time stamps please.

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  • "Support the Troops" was a propaganda campaign started by the elder Bush admin to get Americans to support the invasion of Iraq without actually supporting the invasion of Iraq. It was a mind-trick that worked. It avoided a Vietnam level of protest against the invasion. So the phrase has been used ever since to effectively dilute resistance to foreign adventures.

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    • Classic Marge Simpson: "Well I like t-shirts with a nice joke, like 'Support Our Troops'". 😅

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  • Could use some "Table of Content" with timestamps. Cheers BL BR.

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  • Another Round... Is it the Danish movie "Druk" he is talking about?

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  • Koo session

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  • Hoping the new pod with Verzi will leave this pod with less sports talk. Best moments of this pod are all non-sports rants. Although the WNBA stuff was great

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  • To be fair people who approve of the polio and measles vaccines are also sceptical of the covid-19 vaccines. Ofc there are anti-vaxxers but others just want to see if there's a better vaccine coming that doesn't require multiple shots a year to stay immune. It's not all conspiracies and paranoia. They also strongly believe in wearing masks. The anti-maskers however, can't be reasoned with. They've never been to Asia where masks (not mandated before covid-19) have always been the norm to filter out pollen, pollution, and the seasonal flu. And everyone can question where the military goes. Like MLK questioned the Vietnam war. I agree, people need to stop screaming and yelling.

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  • No. He definitely got s concussion. He had one earlier so it didn’t anything to give him another. Head just got shook. If it were a choke he would have recovered quickly.

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  • one request: could talk more about stuffs other than football? your takes on other topics really make sense

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  • Dude.. Is there ANYTHING better than a hot main chick that loves to play Madden without fallopian tubes?? Bro.. does it get any better than that??

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  • The voulnteer army is the reason why we've been in Afganistan for 20 years, if there were a draft, the people would get sick of their young people dying. Counter-Intuitive.

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  • My mistake didn't know this was a personal sports take show, I thought it was comedy....wrong!

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  • Burr is right about teams needing to run down the clock instead of trying to out pass an opponent that clearly has a better passing offense. So annoying to watch

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  • What makes the redman red

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  • Furries, Bill. Not Furbies 🤣

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  • 36 minutes of football and ads jesus christ

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  • Lol you’re on the Tiger doc please watch it if you haven’t yet it’s really good

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  • Re: stalker - yes get a new phone, but keep the old one and let it become her personal line

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  • Why doesn't Netflix have Let it Go anymore????!!!

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  • 21:10 bill might be the king of analogy. There are dozens of examples of this quality.. how he comes up with these on the fly is beyond me, but there's always a clear sense of urgency as it happens.

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  • Nobody cares about murican made up games, Mr Frecles. 😐

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  • that was a pretty nice George Carlin

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  • ALL THE NFL GAMES ARE RIGGED BY GEMATRIA. LEARN TO WIN EVERYTIME GO TO " GEMATRIA EFFECT " ON AMwine. HE'S CALLED EVERY GAME RIGHT FOR 6 YEARS STRAIGHT. JUST CHECK IT OUT. YOU'LL FIND EVERYTHING IS RIGGED IN OUR WORLD.

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  • hey bill if joe rogan is your go to guy for politics god help your life

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  • fahhhhking booooooooooooooooooooring!!!!!!

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  • Oyyy veyyy Oyyyyyy veyyyyy

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  • 👍

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  • I really like that you said you would be more likely to change your mind about a point, if the person disagrees in a nice way, like your just "shooting the shit" lol. Most people just yell and scream and it's almost like they just want to vent instead of acctualy getting what they wanted. Sounds like a balanced and down to earth point of view to me.

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  • best and only part you need 29:00

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  • @3:50 YEAH I MEMBUH! S/O to the membah berry Billy Red toes

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  • Number 1: Just because The Patriots cheat nonstop and live in the opponents playbook so they know which lanes to run the ball, it doesn't mean it changes playoff football law to abandon the run the ball game script when scored upon immediately by the opposition who can and will score again. Number 2: The Capitol surge will be remembered favorably historically more likely than not due to ruffling political feathers that never seemed to get ruffled; and no, it wasn't racist and yes there were black person there. Think Boston Tea Party and the Indian headdresses. Number 3: Who cares about some asshole who jerks off nonstop and why did you even address that. Number 4: go fuck yourself.

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  • Bill, if I wanted to be bored, listening to sports stats all day, I’d invade my husband’s man cave. Lol Ha! Giggidy. But, for seriously... this ain’t ESPN.

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  • Seventy ffiiiiiiiiiivveeee

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  • Bill you are so right. Woman’s sports worst Enemy is not men it’s woman. If woman went to the games with their friends are rooted for the teams they would bring in money and woman would get paid closer to what Men do but woman are just not interested. Look at a country like Brazil. The men are all soccer fans but most woman could not care less so the woman’s team is not nearly as good. The woman are working on their tans and are getting fake breast and let’s face it most don’t want to work up a sweat because that may ruin their makeup.

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  • "ennenio morricone"

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  • nobody gives a fuck about the nfl anymore bill...

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